A tortoise in a garden defends it’s territory against invading cats.
Go tortoise…you rock!
That is either the most friendly, or the most terrifying, toroise I have ever seen.
That turtle is freaky, leave the damn cat alone!
cats all over the garden, i would love a turtle like that to own any cat that comes in.
i would have kicked the turtle to leave the cat alone
the turtle is like a quarter of the size of the cat, I’d have kicked the cat to leave the turtle alone.
Oh yeah…poor kitty…
Or better yet, have the tortoise eat the cat!!
you deserve to die.
You obviously never became a ninja turtle fan when you where a kid.
Mr. Turtle believes there is a prime ingredient for the cure to anything locked within the chambers of the cats fluffy tail. Obviouly he is just trying to help etrieve the ingredient to save the world. Duh…
id kick the turtle as well that cat never did it no harm
I would kick you to leave the turtle alone L L
ha im with l.lawliet, im not a fan of cats or anything but those cats were just hangin out and that thing looked annoyin
That tortoise is pretty fast lol
It is a lesson in hard exterior and a soft interiro.. defence -offence mechanism !!!
“its”, not “it’s”
I was going to say that they were just playing, but the cat yelps in pain when the tortoise bites it. :C
and I would’ve raped you if you touched that turtle -.-
Bob the angry flower would be angry at you.
I would have kicked the cats till they got out of the turtles garden!
Wow… That’s hilarious. I love how you see its open mouth as it charges, then vanishes into the fur, and then the cat leaps away all miffed.
The cat clearly doesn’t know how to handle the situation. Poor bugger is only trying to have a lie down. That’s a damned scary tortoise though, I want one.
Also, does it think it’s a cat, or the cats are tortoises?
That turtle goes after a larger animal WITH.NO.FEAR.
I hope that little bugger breeds a 1000 little turtlettes before he dies so he can form an army of berzerker cat-hunters and finally fulfill his one-and-only dream re-conquering his garden/motherland from these evil, heartless pussies.
VIVA LA TORTOULUTION! :*D
I would have kicked the cats to leave my garden and not fight my turtle. If I’m reincarnated as a turtle, I shall be the one that all cats have nightmares about.
Tortoise’s very fast!!
Tortoises rulez here!!!!
lol ^^ xD
i would have kicked the cat to leave the tortoise alone, sounds like you didnt read the post properly the tortoise was DEFENDING it’s territory/garden
i would have kicked the cat to stop bothering the turtle
…. that’s one fast tortoise with an attitude !!
I would have kicked the cat to leave the turtle alone
I would have put it on the sidewalk and jumped on it
thats because youre a cat person and should be kicked yourself
and latter that month the two(tortoise&cat)are still working things out… more latter… my moneys on the tortoise.
kitty just wants to chillllll
haha so true
Noisy life between two major interstate highways!
I would have taken a golf club to the cat. I freaking hate cats.
Yeah I would have flipped the turtle over.
Man that tortoise ROCKS
I would have kicked you
LOL why do we have to kick anything? It’s called nature.
i would have gotten the two cats, have them mate. and when their babies are tender and being born… i would have broken their soft tender necks. in front of their parents!
You’re disgusting. You’re humanizing an animal in your mind for the sole purpose of wishing it the kind of pain a mother would experience at watching someone murder her children. Not only would those cats forget and try again within a few days, but they were never trying to mess with the tortoise in the first place.
What the hell turtles>cats? You are an awful person….Stop with all this kicking the cat/turtle thing. Every one of you who said that are awful. Yes it was funny to watch, but c’mon. Saying you want to hurt the animals purposely?
Yeah! I agree. I love cats and tortoises and think kicking either would just be a sign of violent tendencies. If your worried about cats and tortoises in your garden get a dog. Besides it seems the tortoise was doing fine on his own and didn’t need any help
You need to get help - really - you won’t because cowards can’t admit they are ever wrong. You will only keep getting worse.
Ha, that turtle is great!!!
I wouldn’t have kicked either of them, but I also have nothing to prove on teh internets.
I would have kicked the turtle and I would have kicked the cat
it WAS the tortoises territory in all fairness.. and the tortoise was there before the cats were so.. nature took its course.
Calm down animal abusers. You would probably throw a baby out the window if it was crying.
Is that what stops the crying? Oh jeez I’ve been going about this all wrong.
That turtle is freaky! It’s like possessed or something, it doesn’t even stop walking it’s so determined to get the cat.
turtle, leave the cat alone!!!!!
I would have put the turtle somewhere far away
It’s a snapping turtle. Watch it’s mouth as it chases the cat. The poor cat’s tail is really fluffed (they do that if they’re fighting/scared)& at another time the cat lays exposing it’s stomach. (docile) Poor kitty doesn’t know if the turtle is a toy or an enemy.
sorry but is deffinatly not a snapping turtle
go tortoise!!!!! i wouldve kicked all the stumblers
… i would have taped it and put it on this page… wait did someone do that yet jk jk
It’s not a turtle! It’s a TORTOISE!
that’s not a killer turtle…that’s a rapist turtle o.o
poor kitty D:
btw @turtles>cats, how do you know the two cats aren’t the same gender? and even if they were, they’d probably kill YOU instead before they’d let you get anywhere close to their kittens.
aa young ninja turtle, probably leo lol
well said don.
MMmm Turtle soup
a cat turned one of our tortoises over and it died. I snuffed that cat like so many I snuffed before.
Well done, Mr. M
In addition, that tortoise is the fastest moving tortoise I have ever seen. Is is me or is the word tortoise starting to look weird?
that’s probably the fastest i have ever seen a turtle move lol
The tortoise was doing what tortoises do, nothing strange. If the cats were really bothered they would have gotten far away not just a couple of feet.
I am going to kick this, I am going to kill that sounds like a bunch of young spoiled childern. Grow up.
The turtle is the best!!
Stumbled. I can just imagine that has the typical creepy turtle voice.
I personally trained that turtle to eat pussy in a diabolical plan to catch my cheating wife at home when I was gone….. I apologize for the inconvenience
man that tortoise is badass!
LOL! Wow. Cute.
As long as its not a snapping turtle coz those can bite a cat/dog’s nose off! :[ Hope no one tries to emulate this video…
Danger, danger, danger!
I hate cats and love turtles so this is epic to me lol
i love how everyone takes this turtle/cat debate so seriously. Its a cat and its a turtle. Kick the cat, kick the turtle, eat their kids, kill their parents… who cares. The video is sweet, the traditionally perceived pussy ass turtle keeps attacking a cat who refuses to leave the turtles domain. GO DONATELLO!!!
i love lamp
Calm down all. It’s nature. The turtle is probably a female quite capably guarding her nearby nest. And the cats are just being curious cats.
The tortoise is lucky that neither of those cats were bothered enough to bite its head off.
.what if the cat bit the turtles head off? D;
lmao poor cats!! That is literally the scariest turtle in existence! You guys are just a bunch of cat haters! Can’t you see that poor puss puss was just wanting to lounge while mongoloid monster turtle was out for BLOOD!
Go TORTOISE! What the hell is with all the cat people….don’t you people know if cats had guns and could get thier own food we would all be dead.
What’s wrong with you people? I have never seen so much hatred. You guys are sick. None of those animals looks like it needs help from adults that are looking for excuses to abuse something smaller than they are. You are the same cowards that would never confront anyone that might have a chance of taking care of themselves. Really, get help!
Gee whiz……I sure hope none of these posters move out here to the country~ they’d have a nervous breakdown
seeing Nature in it’s true form. BTW….We love to beat on animal abusers here……(any animal).
Bottom line, both critters, the cats and the tortoise, are territorially minded. The tortoise perceived what it thought was a threat, and reacted; the cat probably hadn’t seen a tortoise before, and was more curious than anything else. The aggressor here was the tortoise, likely because it felt threatened.
That’s how it works; to territorial species, one patch of land.
An interesting clip, but not disturbing, really. The only thing disturbing in here is the number of mean-spirited cat-haters. I mean, I’m sorry about all your penises and whatever your actual issues are, but really, get a grip and get over it. Go buy in inflatable doll or something and work your macho BS aggressions out that way.
All you cat lovers need to shut up and realize all of your feline affection is the direct result of Toxoplasmosis.
C’mon guys….those cats didn’t feel threatened by that tortoise!!!
oh my god, haha! I looked away for a bit, then when I looked back the cat had gone from a big fluffy ginger to furless, made the turtle look even more vicious, like it had stripped the cat of it’s fur XDD that’s a damn fast turtle â™¥
Added: March 4th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Tags: cats, garden, killer, tortoise
Category: Comedy, Pets & Animals
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