How To Smoke Smarties

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A kid explains the right way to smoke smarties.

Comments (70)

  1. Comment  by Hunter

    Nice!

  2. Comment  by cookie87

    that is nucking-futs!…….never seen anything like that ever

  3. Comment  by Smarty Pants

    Hahahahaha! OMG! OMG! OMG!Wow, Uh, wow, I don’t know what to think of that except, pretty darn clever kid, I hope he doesn’t decide to smoke anything stronger. Wouldn’t your boogers turn colors and taste like syrup. Eww! Maybe that’s why I saw some kids eating their boogers, cause they’d been smoking smarties! ROFLMAO!
    Hey Kids! Don’t do Drugs! LOL, Do Smarties! LOL LMAO

  4. Comment  by Dizzle

    Your lungs don’t like it when you coat them with sugar

    • Comment  by soko

      he said to inhale with your mouth not your throat ahha

  5. Comment  by marty

    someone needs to tell this kid those arnt smarties there rockets

    • Comment  by soko

      in the states they are called smarties in canada they are rockets.

      • Comment  by Sky

        they’re called smarties in Canada too. Rockets are totally different

        • Comment  by canadian

          Smarties in Canada are like M&Ms in the states.
          Those are rockets here.

    • Comment  by ...

      They’re*

  6. Comment  by Niggers

    He sounds like he’s saying “Imma teech yoo how to smoke smartass.”

  7. Comment  by amphibi.us

    This kid is amazing.

  8. Comment  by miike

    Retarded. If you’re going to pretend, just smoke a real cigarette like a douchebag and be done with it.

    • Comment  by Jonny

      **** off man he’s a ******* kid, lighten up

    • Comment  by roy

      get a life

  9. Comment  by corey

    this is good for younger smokers before they move onto weed or coke. it lets them feel as if smoke were in their mouth so as no one is shocked when they finally take that step!

    • Comment  by shelly

      wow shut the hell up you don’t know ****

    • Comment  by yes

      you are correct

      • Comment  by oops

        not shelly.
        corey is. thats how we got interested back in the day.

  10. Comment  by greg

    dont smoke smarties

  11. Comment  by FlashYorkHunt

    You need to give me 1 on 1 lessons. I can’t ever get the smoke that thick…

  12. Comment  by >.

    The great irony is that he is doing this over a dictionary.

    • Comment  by mee

      haha I was thinking the same thing

    • Comment  by obamaisamuslim

      yeah because he’s black rite?

    • Comment  by threecharacters

      Why is that ironic? Smarties? Candy and Dictionaries? He’s managed to do what every little kid pretends to do, make it look like you’re smoking a cig without actually doing it.

  13. Comment  by ???

    thats kinda retarded.

  14. Comment  by Jam

    That kid is awesome

  15. Comment  by pnl

    its like candy cigarettes, its not actually on fire.

  16. Comment  by spoons

    that’s awesome. what the hell kinda smarties you got in the states

    • Comment  by ted

      yea are they nestlé smarties like here in ireland or are they a totally different kind of chocolate/sweets/candy?

      • Comment  by Shai

        in the states they are Ce De Candy Smarties. We don’t have rockets anymore, but they used to be a little like your smarties. I think totally different b/c I’ve never heard of nestle smarties.

  17. Comment  by Rockets

    Those are called rockets in Canada.. Smarties are chocolate.. still pretty crazy.. makes you wonder what compelled him to “smoke rockets”.

    • Comment  by rocks*

      you mean “rocks”

      • Comment  by Tom

        No he mean rockets, *******

  18. Comment  by Gateway-drug

    Kids like this who start to smoke Smarties end up smoking a crack+heroin mix before they know it. Don’t smoke Smarties you kids.

  19. Comment  by fffffffff

    this kid is so black, smoking candy, jesus

  20. Comment  by moony

    this kid is a genius. and hilarious. but also a stoner in the making. not necessarily a bad thing.

  21. Comment  by jerry

    isnt that the kid from the movie role models?

  22. Comment  by Stop

    Kids are getting sinus/lung infections from this.

    • Comment  by Dave

      You suck the smoke into your mouth, it doesn’t go anywhere near your lungs :)

      • Comment  by Steve

        yeah if you’re smart like this kid. There’s tons of little retards running around out there.

  23. Comment  by lollll

    someone give this kid some Kush.

  24. Comment  by Jimmy John Jigglefish

    This kid is seriously gonna be a f*cking OG someday, real talk.

    • Comment  by Shai

      I know. He is really good at explaining to be so young.

  25. Comment  by My Momma

    I was really hoping he’d actually try to light up some Smarties…

  26. Comment  by John E. K.

    Don’t smoke smarties. The sugar doesn’t break down in your lungs and you can grow maggots in your lungs. I’m fucking serious. Don’t do it!

    • Comment  by andy

      maggots are fly larvae. you can’t grow them in your lungs.

  27. Comment  by Toast

    They’re called Rockets.

  28. Comment  by Skoobs

    I concur with the last 2 statements. Note to Canadians: Get it right, they are Smarties, we don’t care what you call your half-assed canuck version of our candy.

  29. Comment  by Derp

    Kids did this when I was in middle school, about 2002, mainly the black kids. I never understood why they do it, I guess it is because they want to look cool. Either way it is stupid, the tiny molecules get stuck in your sinuses or even your lungs and cause trouble.

    This is some dumb fad that came about from middle school kids.

  30. Comment  by Cheshire

    Wow… And this is why we haven’t been back to the moon in 50 years…

    • Comment  by mongoose

      umm think your a bit off with your timetable there. better smoke some more smarties

  31. Comment  by nick

    this was funny. lighten up people f*ck.

  32. Comment  by Mcpot

    Next time my nigga get a cigarillo and weed… smokes better

  33. Comment  by scoop

    be smart. stay off the smartie.

  34. Comment  by blah

    I bet this nig ends up smoking crack

  35. Comment  by McNuggits

    I agree with McPot, the best thing for middle school kids to do is smoke herb, maby eat the smartys after, try that, itl work better

  36. Comment  by Mzee

    Well at least we got smarties AND rockets. And don’t tell me you have a different word for smarties, too.
    To the kid - mad skills. But you got a good take, so you can stop now that shit will f u up.

  37. Comment  by Tyler Durden

    I want to see smarties/rockets smoke rings.
    Dear kid, Make it happen.

  38. Comment  by Hmm

    Why do you think he’ll end up smoking crack? I’ve done this just messing around and I am yet to even smoke a cigarette.

  39. Comment  by Sacastic1

    Bound to be a crackhead

  40. Comment  by jack in IT

    look on the bright side, he’s creative and smart enough to make an instructional video about something and get it posted on the Internet. Soon he’ll smoke real weed and really get creative! This kid rocks.

  41. Comment  by Tanya

    haha this kid is way too cool for his age haha

  42. Comment  by ButtChamber

    This is totally Bamboon Tampoon

  43. Comment  by Lili

    So because he is black you all say he’ll be a crackhead? What racists.

    • Comment  by Ariel

      Or perhaps did you think it could be because he just taught us how to smoke smarties? xD What idiots…

  44. Comment  by chunder

    stumbleupon has changed my life.

  45. Comment  by AAaaargh

    Now thats a fail. Well goes for good practice for smoking crack.

  46. Comment  by Ariel

    Future crack-head.

  47. Comment  by Toast

    They ain’t smarties fool, them be rockets.

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